so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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