Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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