erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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