I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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