she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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