Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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