your thong is hanging out like whoa
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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