Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
