Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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