Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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