Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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