This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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