By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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