we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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