So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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