ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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