Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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