id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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