I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am available for nakedness
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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