Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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