whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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