But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
