i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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