Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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