addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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