She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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