About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Fuck appropriateness.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
