she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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