i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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