I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
