we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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