CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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