Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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