I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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