She's JV to your varsity
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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