Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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