I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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