no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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