help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I enjoy the company of your penis
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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