i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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