First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
