I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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