Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP