p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours