Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just found puke in my bra..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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