I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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