i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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