The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
