What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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