we're blogging at a bar
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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