Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you win again, gameday.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
