He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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