she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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