Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I can't turn off my feet"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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