Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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