Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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